" you know, its really rude to just ignore someone when they call you"
"sorry mom, my boyfriend was upset and having a bad day so i was trying to figure that out before i came down here"
"well you could have just told him to hold on a second, taht your mom called you"
"no mom, he would have said'whatever, ill just talk to you tomorrow' and hung up. the reason i came down here is to tell you i have a trip for school tomorrow and i need money for food"
"didnt you just get paid?"
"not till wednesday, and i only have five dollars. i just put 15 in gas in today and ill be lucky if that will even hold me over till i get my check"
"well what money did you get in your cards"
" um mom arent i supposed to be using that till college? do you really want me to use all my graduation money on gas until i get my first check from my new job on like.. the middle to end of june?"
" well i dont know, i just feel like..."
"wahtever mom. fine... [ill use my graduation money] im going to bed"
"you just have no gratitude!!!!!"
"i love you mom, goodnight!" (sarcastic)
"LOVE YOU TOO!" (also sarcastic)

can i just move out now?
im so sick of mom saying that i dont show any gratitude. well thanks for raising me and all, but im not going to bow to you. i have God for that. honor your father and mother, dont dote on their every word. that makes for a kid who gets a huge reality check in the real world.
bah humbug.